This is the workbench side of Mess O' Pedals - notes, process photos,
and write-ups from the gear I build and circuit-bend. Some entries are finished builds,
some are half-broken experiments, and a few become pieces you'll find in the
Store.
Circuit-Bent Oddities
Electronics that have been cracked open, torn apart, neatly rewired, and churched up:
objects making audio they were never meant to make. These show up in the
Store on occasion.
StarjammerA bent Toys "R" Us Dream Dazzlers guitar - real touch-responsive strings that play the riffs, note-playing buttons, and a whammy bar, with added voltage-starve and echo (depth + feedback) bends, a line out in place of the speaker, and custom pink LEDs.Read the build log »
Bent BrooksA lo-fi ISD1820 sampler in a decorated skull - an ode to Brooks, the singing skeleton from One Piece. Preloaded with his enchanting singsongy laugh, a play button, a pitch-bend knob that drags his yo-ho-ho from the depths of the East Blue to the heights of Skypiea.Read the build log »
Loopy LouieA lo-fi sample-and-loop box with an onboard amp, stuffed into a gutted Gooey Louie game head. With a pitch knob that warps the sample from a gluey groan to a snotty squeal, and two bright green LEDs drilled straight into those big ol googly eyeballs.Read the build log »
Synths & Noise Boxes
Sound circuits built from scratch - hand-wired point-to-point, no PCB. Where the
circuit-bent stuff starts as something else, these start as a pile of parts and a schematic.
Speak n SynthA drone synth and an amplifier built into a Speak & Spell. Not a bend: nothing was cut and the toy still spells, still talks, still plays its games. The drone is a second instrument sharing the case, with four knobs and three toggles through the back under CHAOS and DRONE.Read the build log »
Screaming CreepA 555 theremin wearing a gutted Grumblies: two photocells in series sit in its pupils as the timing resistor, so the light on its face plays the scream. An on/off toggle and a volume pot hide in the back fur, and a 9V lives where the AAs used to.Read the build log »
Pedals & Glitch Boxes
Circuit-bent toys and hand-wired pedals - fuzz, crunch, and assorted misbehavior.
Prototypes land in the Store as they come off the bench,
$60 to $100 each while they last.
The Cereal KillerA lo-fi PT2399 delay - warm, gritty echoes into runaway self-oscillation, wrapped in a tarot skull.See it in the store »
Pop RocksA fixed (parked) wah - dial in one quacky sweet spot with Peak, Zone, and Volume.See it in the store »
The Cat's PajamasOne Volume knob and a tarot cat in charge of the rest. Sold and
gone to a new home.See the build »
Solo FuzzA basic, no-frills fuzz - one chunky purple knob, splatter finish.See it in the store »
Electric CosmonautAn envelope filter in starfield orange - Attack, Decay, and a Blend toggle, cosmonaut riding shotgun.See it in the store »
Tape Loops
Hand-spliced cassette loops in salvaged shells, photographed on the bench under UV and
RGB. Every shell is a recycled commercial tape - gospel, polka, a Christmas comp - so the
label only tells you what it used to be, never what's on it now. What's
on it now is a random length of tape I picked, spliced to repeat forever: warble, hiss,
and all. They turn up in the Store at $12 apiece, and the recipient
can always tape right over them.
Loop 014Started life as a 1987 Reno & Smiley gospel tape. What's looping on it now is not gospel. Random splice, tape over it if the spirit moves you.
Drowning Pikmin · Loop 056Named. Explained via name. A white Canadian shell relabeled by hand - “Drowning Pikmin” is the mood and the tracklist. Loops forever; tape over it if you dare.
An Echo From BeforeBlack shell, pink tape, no number - just a name. Salvaged from an old concert cassette and re-spliced into something that only sounds like a memory.
In ProgressPrototype testing & repairs.
The first batch of prototype pedals is up in the Store -
the rest of the pile is getting tested and repaired one at a time.
PlannedMore drops.
As pedals pass the bench test they'll join the Store in small batches,
alongside fresh circuit-bent builds and new tape loops.
Build Videos
The quickest look at what I'm making is on YouTube, where I post build footage and demos.