This is the workbench side of Mess O' Pedals - notes, process photos,
and write-ups from the gear I build and circuit-bend. Some entries are finished builds,
some are half-broken experiments, and a few become pieces you'll find in the
Store.
Circuit-Bent Oddities
Electronics that have been cracked open, torn apart, neatly rewired, and churched up:
objects making audio they were never meant to make. These show up in the
Store on occasion.
StarjammerA bent Toys "R" Us Dream Dazzlers guitar - real touch-responsive strings that play the riffs, note-playing buttons, and a whammy bar, with added voltage-starve and echo (depth + feedback) bends, a line out in place of the speaker, and custom pink LEDs.Read the build log »
Bent BrooksA lo-fi ISD1820 sampler in a decorated skull - an ode to Brooks, the singing skeleton from One Piece. Preloaded with his enchanting singsongy laugh, a play button, a pitch-bend knob that drags his yo-ho-ho from the depths of the East Blue to the heights of Skypiea.Read the build log »
Loopy LouieA lo-fi sample-and-loop box with an onboard amp, stuffed into a gutted Gooey Louie game head. With a pitch knob that warps the sample from a gluey groan to a snotty squeal, and two bright green LEDs drilled straight into those big ol googly eyeballs.Read the build log »
Synths & Noise Boxes
Sound circuits built from scratch - hand-wired point-to-point, no PCB. Where the
circuit-bent stuff starts as something else, these start as a pile of parts and a schematic.
Dead-Bug ScreamerThe classic NE556 stepped-tone generator, wired dead-bug / point-to-point - no breadboard, no PCB - in a repurposed clear card box. Pitch, Shape, and Volume knobs, a salvaged toy speaker, and a battery pack made from dead vapes. My first dead-bug build, and it worked first try.Read the build log »
Pedals & Glitch Boxes
Circuit-bent toys and hand-wired pedals - fuzz, crunch, and assorted misbehavior.
Prototypes land in the Store as they come off the bench,
a flat $60 each while they last.
The Cereal KillerA lo-fi PT2399 delay - warm, gritty echoes into runaway self-oscillation, wrapped in a tarot skull.
Pop RocksA fixed (parked) wah - dial in one quacky sweet spot with Peak, Zone, and Volume.
The Cat's PajamasOne Volume knob and a tarot cat in charge of the rest.
Solo FuzzA basic, no-frills fuzz - one chunky purple knob, splatter finish.
Electric CosmonautAn envelope filter in starfield orange - Attack, Decay, and a Blend toggle, cosmonaut riding shotgun.
Tape Loops
Hand-spliced cassette loops in salvaged shells, photographed on the bench under UV and
RGB. Every shell is a recycled commercial tape - gospel, polka, a Christmas comp - so the
label only tells you what it used to be, never what's on it now. What's
on it now is a random length of tape I picked, spliced to repeat forever: warble, hiss,
and all. They turn up in the Store at $12 apiece, and the recipient
can always tape right over them.
Loop 014Started life as a 1987 Reno & Smiley gospel tape. What's looping on it now is not gospel. Random splice, tape over it if the spirit moves you.
Loop 018A white shell that used to be Italian standards - Toselli's Serenade, Santa Lucia, the works. The tape inside owes them nothing now.
Loop 020Was “Songs The Angels Sing” in a past life. The angels have left the building; what loops now is anyone's guess.
Loop 035A Liberty Records country comp, stripped for parts. New tape, new splice, zero twang guaranteed.
Loop 037Reba's “It's Your Call” donated the shell. What's on the loop is, fittingly, your call - record over it whenever.
Loop 044The shell still says Reba's “Read My Mind.” Don't - there's no reading this one. Just a random loop that repeats until you stop it.
Drowning Pikmin · Loop 056Named. Explained via name. A white Canadian shell relabeled by hand - “Drowning Pikmin” is the mood and the tracklist. Loops forever; tape over it if you dare.
Loop 059Used to be a scripture-memory tape from 1992. It has since lost the plot entirely. Random loop, hiss included.
Loop 063A “Wee Sing Bible Songs” shell from 1986, repurposed with zero reverence. Whatever's on it now is not for the kids.
Loop 071Three polkas' worth of shell, none of the polka. New tape spliced into a Canadian party-favorites reject.
Loop 072A Christmas comp shell - Little Drummer Boy, Silver Bells, the lot. Out of season and off-script now, and it loops year-round.
An Echo From BeforeBlack shell, pink tape, no number - just a name. Salvaged from an old concert cassette and re-spliced into something that only sounds like a memory.
On the Bench
What's in progress and what's coming next.
In ProgressPrototype testing & repairs.
The first batch of five prototype pedals just went up in the Store -
the rest of the pile is getting tested and repaired one at a time.
PlannedMore drops.
As pedals pass the bench test they'll join the Store in small batches,
alongside fresh circuit-bent builds and new tape loops.
The Workspace
Where the soldering, splicing, and the occasional small fire happen.
No workspace photos here yet. Drop a few bench / soldering-station shots in and they'll
slot into a gallery right here.
Build Videos
The quickest look at what I'm making is on YouTube, where I post build footage and demos.